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Go Away Sam I AmA dick he is, that Sam with ham. A dick with ham is Mr. Sam.  
Bring me chicken, beef or lamb.  
I will not eat green eggs and ham.  
 
I will not eat them in a shack.  
I will not eat them while on crack.  
I will not eat them with a cow.  
I will not eat them playing WoW.  
 
I do not like your manners dude.  
Your persistence is rather rude.  
Bring some friggin' real food.  
Or STFU fucking n00b. Go Away Sam I Am
by ~Jack-of-Spades
kiriban for ThrissAugust 4th 2013  I found a book today at the Goodwill. It was pretty short so I’ll just tape the pages here.   
             Sep 23rd 2007 12:37 PM   
    I look at my watch. In fifty years my family will be notifying the police to tell them I’m gone. Right now, they don’t know I exist.       It was too much for me. I didn’t want to face the world. It was too fast for me. Too many people, too much pollution, too much noise, too much light. I ran away. My father is, will be, a great scientist. He found a w kiriban for Thriss
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A Long Journey: Chapter 7     “Hey, eh, guys, I found something!” Trewlain kicked the wall of the pit again. “This pit had a secret door in it! I guess the kobolds figured it would be mistaken for a trap!”       He kicked harder and the old wood splintered in half.       “I’ll meet you on the other side, I’m going to find Trisha!” With that, he slipped into the opening.       “See, I told you digging out those rocks was a stupid idea. There were only more wolves.”       “’Et’s budder den yers. Fightin’ buurs; us ef dey culd’ A Long Journey: Chapter 7
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A Long Journey: Chapter 6     “ Sloo doon!” Moroon called after Trewlain.       Trewlain continued down gazing at the intricate patterns of the webs.       “Look here! It’s sort of a, eh, circle, but it winds off over here into this sqaurish, eh, triangley looking thing! Have you ever seen anything, eh, like it?”       Thrall stepped towards Trewlain. He looked as interested in the webs as a tree is interested in a walnut “Yeah, that’s great. Let’s go; I didn’t see any tracks or signs of travel.”       “You’re right.” He han A Long Journey: Chapter 6
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My Dr. Suess Challenge

Thu Apr 19, 2007, 5:25 PM
  • Mood: Neutral
I propose a challenge to those who read my journal.

Make a parody of a Dr. Suess story.
Use whatever story you want as long as we (whoever reads it) can still identify the story you're making fun of.

I did a short little diddy about Green Eggs and Ham as an example.

Just send me a link to your submission and I'll post it in my journal. There MAY (big maybe due to limited funds) be prizes if I can figure out a judging system and if enough (eight or more) people participate. So, yeah, lots of maybes on prizes, but I will find a way to declare a winner.

If you participate in this, please post links to other people's entries in your journal to draw more people into it!



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  • Current Residence: Benicia
  • Interests: DnD,Gaming,stuff
  • Favourite movie: A Christmas Story, Grave of the Firflies, Serenity, Sin City
  • Favourite band or musician: Voltaire, Nightwish
  • Favourite genre of music: Not: Rap or Country
  • Favourite artist: Salvador Dali, friends on DevArt
  • Favourite poet or writer: Orson Scott Card, Neil Gaimon
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Favourite game: Final Fantasy 9
  • Personal Quote: Take a chance and try something new.
  • Tools of the Trade: MS paint, paper, pencil, boredom

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:iconrootout:
~rootout Aug 4, 2008, 7:10:45 PM
:wave: thank you

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[link] haha just kiddin'
:icondewynejefferson:
~DewyneJefferson Jun 22, 2008, 1:25:10 PM
HI NICK!

:D


:granny:

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It's on it's way....
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~Jack-of-Spades Jul 31, 2008, 11:36:22 PM
Hello Dewyne, I'm not on very often anymore. I'm trying to get some more stuff done though.

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Thanks to Marche-00 for the avatar!

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~DewyneJefferson Sep 4, 2008, 1:41:17 PM
I understand. I'm slowly working my way back here too.

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It's on it's way....
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~nikki-marie Jan 1, 2008, 10:20:58 AM
Thank you for the favorite and Happy New Year. :)
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=illogan Nov 17, 2007, 9:00:55 PM
thank you for your fav on my peice!! I really appreciate it!! :D
Yuo have a pretty sweet gallery ;)

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*Darkangia Nov 12, 2007, 4:55:55 AM
thank you for :+fav: on Tinkerbell : [link]

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=PatCarlucci Sep 14, 2007, 7:55:43 AM
Nick,
Thank you very much for the watch and the fav's buddy!
Totally appreciated!

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~Cadre Jun 28, 2007, 2:49:28 AM
Thanks for the fave on the Harley piece :iconthincage: pencilled and I inked. :D Appreciate the show of support.

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~darkwax Apr 10, 2007, 10:20:12 PM
Thank you for putting me on your friends list
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